The Underground Junk Hole
Where even the mice are evil!
Stuff you probably don't want to know anyway
I use two different screen names online, DrNightmare and DarkTails when the first is taken. So if you see that name on the internet and person is promoting customs or talking about redheads, that's most likely going to be me.
DrNightmare is a simple man with complicated tastes, overly-complicated, and that's on purpose, cuz I'm a jerk like that. Here's a quick view of my tastes. What the hell does "tastes" mean anyway?
I guess I'm a customizer, if you absolutely must label me. You know, like a skater, poser, jock, geek, a customizer, I play Dr. Frankenstein and make characters with different action figure parts. Painting, sculpting, the whole 9-yards. I do take commissions, meaning if you want me to make a character for you (mostly comic-characters) just let me know and we can work-out a price.
Stuff I like:
Music - Range of what I dig:
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Yahoo Messenger: nightmaredrifter E-Mail: doc_night665@hotmail.com |
Frequently Annoying Questions
Who is Dr Nightmare?
Nightmare is a ruggedly handsome individual who customizes figures for fun and profit. Sometimes I do stuff for free when I'm bored, or I trade a custom for a mini-bust or something.
Teh wowz! Ur stuff is totally out of dis worldz! lolz! You must charge a ton!
Thanks! I think I'm the lowest-priced customizer out there actually, I charge like $20 starting, I don't think I've ever charged more than $50 for a custom, no matter how hard it was. I don't see the point in charging $50 for a simple repaint. Eventually when I gain more of a decent reputation, I'll charge more and hopefully do this customizing stuff full-time to live on.
You write a lot?
Yarrr! I used to write a lot more, I don't know what happened, lost motivation I guess. I have a bleak outlook on life, not just mine, Humanity's in general. I make stuff up a lot too, you can never tell when I'm fibbing or telling the truth, it's pretty great. Great for me, that is. I do free-lance writing too, so if you ever need something fun written-up for your website or blog or whatever, and you have something to offer in trade, and if you can find me, maybe you can hire, The A Team. Uh, I mean, Nightmare, hire Nightmare...
What's your relationship with customizing powerhouses like Jin Saotome and Kyle Robinson?
I'm prettier than them. Oh, that's not what you're asking? Oops! We all hate each other so much that it just turns into love, kinda like if you throw enough black paint at a canvas, eventually you're going to weaken the canvas to the point that it tears-down and you're left with a bright gaping hole, filled with the sunshine and lollipops entering through the broken blood-stained windows behind. That still doesn't answer it? Oh, well, then, uh, move along then, nothing to see here...
You own FigureRealm.com?
Nope, I just work for Captain Coder, and by "work" I mean he sends me an email once a month to brag about how awesome his life is. I also take a look and approve the reviews and customs that flood the site like a torrent of delicious plasticky goodness.
Caution: Don't eat plastic, it's bad for you or something. Delicious doesn't always equal good for you. On that note, don't eat stamps either.
Why aren't you famous by now?
Lack of motivation I guess, everything we do now is ultimately futile in the grand scheme of things. Success now still leads to rotting in a grave later. I wrote a very convincing paper about it in 12th grade that bummed-out most of the school-staff, so they didn't publish it in the school-newspaper. I think that's why they kicked me out, hah.
Where do you hang-out online?
I'm kinda homeless right now, but I write stuff for www.ArticulatedDiscussion.com
What's this website about?
Well, it's a dinky little thing but the blog and pictures on here are worth looking at I think. It's about everything really, whatever I feel like adding on.
How much can you bench?
Last time I checked, like 130 in High-school, and that was struggling all the way through. Maybe about the same now, I haven't really bulked-up or anything. Except in my pants. Had to say it.
Why are you so crabby all the time?
Listen kid, check back with me in 30 years and you tell me why.
Why did you just interview yourself for us?
Because no one else asked to interview me... :[
Nightmare is a ruggedly handsome individual who customizes figures for fun and profit. Sometimes I do stuff for free when I'm bored, or I trade a custom for a mini-bust or something.
Teh wowz! Ur stuff is totally out of dis worldz! lolz! You must charge a ton!
Thanks! I think I'm the lowest-priced customizer out there actually, I charge like $20 starting, I don't think I've ever charged more than $50 for a custom, no matter how hard it was. I don't see the point in charging $50 for a simple repaint. Eventually when I gain more of a decent reputation, I'll charge more and hopefully do this customizing stuff full-time to live on.
You write a lot?
Yarrr! I used to write a lot more, I don't know what happened, lost motivation I guess. I have a bleak outlook on life, not just mine, Humanity's in general. I make stuff up a lot too, you can never tell when I'm fibbing or telling the truth, it's pretty great. Great for me, that is. I do free-lance writing too, so if you ever need something fun written-up for your website or blog or whatever, and you have something to offer in trade, and if you can find me, maybe you can hire, The A Team. Uh, I mean, Nightmare, hire Nightmare...
What's your relationship with customizing powerhouses like Jin Saotome and Kyle Robinson?
I'm prettier than them. Oh, that's not what you're asking? Oops! We all hate each other so much that it just turns into love, kinda like if you throw enough black paint at a canvas, eventually you're going to weaken the canvas to the point that it tears-down and you're left with a bright gaping hole, filled with the sunshine and lollipops entering through the broken blood-stained windows behind. That still doesn't answer it? Oh, well, then, uh, move along then, nothing to see here...
You own FigureRealm.com?
Nope, I just work for Captain Coder, and by "work" I mean he sends me an email once a month to brag about how awesome his life is. I also take a look and approve the reviews and customs that flood the site like a torrent of delicious plasticky goodness.
Caution: Don't eat plastic, it's bad for you or something. Delicious doesn't always equal good for you. On that note, don't eat stamps either.
Why aren't you famous by now?
Lack of motivation I guess, everything we do now is ultimately futile in the grand scheme of things. Success now still leads to rotting in a grave later. I wrote a very convincing paper about it in 12th grade that bummed-out most of the school-staff, so they didn't publish it in the school-newspaper. I think that's why they kicked me out, hah.
Where do you hang-out online?
I'm kinda homeless right now, but I write stuff for www.ArticulatedDiscussion.com
What's this website about?
Well, it's a dinky little thing but the blog and pictures on here are worth looking at I think. It's about everything really, whatever I feel like adding on.
How much can you bench?
Last time I checked, like 130 in High-school, and that was struggling all the way through. Maybe about the same now, I haven't really bulked-up or anything. Except in my pants. Had to say it.
Why are you so crabby all the time?
Listen kid, check back with me in 30 years and you tell me why.
Why did you just interview yourself for us?
Because no one else asked to interview me... :[