The Underground Junk Hole
Where even the mice are evil!
I've convinced myself that people like to read what I write, so I write reviews of action figures for anyone needing a second opinion before buying them. You can read them all at FigureRealm, I'm linking to them all from here. The pictures are pretty bad in most of them, I can't control that, I'll list some sites where you can go to see clear pictures.
If a figure's name is gray, it means I'm writing a review for it and will update as soon as possible, I do a few a month for the most part. I'm posting my own pictures with all newer reviews, including mood-shots, accessories, flaws, etc. The links for those newer ones will take you to the Blog entry they were posted in, it's easier for everyone this way. Below, the reviews are organized by toy-line or company, whatever is more convenient.
There are reviews of other products at the bottom, ranging from comics to electronics to muffins, don't forget those!
Action Figures, Statues, Busts...he he, Busts...
Pictures
- SuperArticulated.com - Great all-around site for articulated figures
- MarvelLegends.net - All Marvel plus LCBH and DCSH
- Seibertron.com - Transformers Resource
Reviews of Other Stuff & Articles I've Written
Yesss, sometimes other products make me want to dance or throw-up or both, so I do write-ups on them too. Comics, electronics, clothes, music, whatever, it's all fun to make fun of. Some are links to my blog posts and some are full-blown reviews with their own page, check 'em out anyway! Click on the pictures to view:
Nintendo DS and GBA Game Reviews
I'm going to review every single DS and GBA game. No, seriously! I'm posting the reviews in the Blog, click the mutant GBA pic to search for the game reviews!
How to Find Cheap Toys Online - Article
Please take a look! Little article I wrote on finding cheap toys, I get money every time you guys read it, so please visit, thanks!
Go to Helium.com, then in teh upper-right corner you can search for
Dean Arias, click on all the articles you see! They're just jerks and won't let me link to my own articles :[
Atreyu - Lead Sails, Paper Anchor - Album Review
I get money every time you guy click this link and read the short article, so please take a look! Tell your friends to do it too, and if they get mad, tell them to send me hate mail and I'll put it up on the site!
Go to Helium.com, then in the upper-right corner, search for
Dean Arias, click on all the articles you see! They're just jerks and won't let me link to my own articles :[
Contract
BEST. COMIC. EVER.
Cast Shadows
This is a beautiful comic, It's definitely worth the price tag.
Punisher: War Zone (2008)
Yarrrr! What I thought of the movie, this is mostly about what I thought of my current crush, Julie Benz <3
Twilight
My long-ass summary of the movie made bearable. Also, deep insightful commentary! Lol, yeah right.
House of Secrets
I go to these folks for my comics, though not as much as I used to. Take a look at what it's like inside this sexy comic-corner of the universe!
Ore Ida Easy Fries
This shit blows up!
Teeth
This movie is sick and awesome. I co-reviewed it along with my pal Rebecca (AKA: Splitty), I think we make an awesome team.
Um, non-sexually I guess.
11mm Full Metal Jacket Earphones
Don't let the name fool you, they won't blow your brains out.
DS Top Toy
BEST THINGIE EVAR! This thing lets you play, music, videos,
DS ROMs, and lets you view text files and pictures! And you can even turn your DS into a personal organizer and cell phone for free!
Gotham Knight DVD
6 short episodes of confusion and grotesque amination, awesome!
Hawkgirl Paperweight
They moonlight as mini-busts! Try to find the entire sets of these nifty paper-weights made by Monogram International.
Appleseed Ex Machina
Decent anime, great animation, awesome time-waster.
Hard Candy
Splitty from the WUMB and I tackle this movie head-on and are blown away, sprawled on the floor in uncomfortable and suggestive poses.
Twilight Guardian
Top Cow lets us vote on which new series they will give a mini-series to, this year (2008) Twilight Guardian was the title I found most entertaining.
Blueberry Muffins from Little Debbie
Quite possibly the greatest culinary review evar.
Iron Man Movie and Other Stuff
Hah.
Nintendo DS and GBA Game ReviewsI'm going to review every single DS and GBA game. No, seriously! I'm posting the reviews in the Blog, click the mutant GBA pic to search for the game reviews!
How to Find Cheap Toys Online - ArticlePlease take a look! Little article I wrote on finding cheap toys, I get money every time you guys read it, so please visit, thanks!
Go to Helium.com, then in teh upper-right corner you can search for
Dean Arias, click on all the articles you see! They're just jerks and won't let me link to my own articles :[
Atreyu - Lead Sails, Paper Anchor - Album ReviewI get money every time you guy click this link and read the short article, so please take a look! Tell your friends to do it too, and if they get mad, tell them to send me hate mail and I'll put it up on the site!
Go to Helium.com, then in the upper-right corner, search for
Dean Arias, click on all the articles you see! They're just jerks and won't let me link to my own articles :[
Contract
BEST. COMIC. EVER.
Cast ShadowsThis is a beautiful comic, It's definitely worth the price tag.
Punisher: War Zone (2008)
Yarrrr! What I thought of the movie, this is mostly about what I thought of my current crush, Julie Benz <3
TwilightMy long-ass summary of the movie made bearable. Also, deep insightful commentary! Lol, yeah right.
House of Secrets
I go to these folks for my comics, though not as much as I used to. Take a look at what it's like inside this sexy comic-corner of the universe!
Ore Ida Easy FriesThis shit blows up!
Teeth
This movie is sick and awesome. I co-reviewed it along with my pal Rebecca (AKA: Splitty), I think we make an awesome team.
Um, non-sexually I guess.
11mm Full Metal Jacket EarphonesDon't let the name fool you, they won't blow your brains out.
DS Top ToyBEST THINGIE EVAR! This thing lets you play, music, videos,
DS ROMs, and lets you view text files and pictures! And you can even turn your DS into a personal organizer and cell phone for free!
Gotham Knight DVD6 short episodes of confusion and grotesque amination, awesome!
Hawkgirl PaperweightThey moonlight as mini-busts! Try to find the entire sets of these nifty paper-weights made by Monogram International.
Appleseed Ex MachinaDecent anime, great animation, awesome time-waster.
Hard CandySplitty from the WUMB and I tackle this movie head-on and are blown away, sprawled on the floor in uncomfortable and suggestive poses.
Twilight GuardianTop Cow lets us vote on which new series they will give a mini-series to, this year (2008) Twilight Guardian was the title I found most entertaining.
Blueberry Muffins from Little DebbieQuite possibly the greatest culinary review evar.
Iron Man Movie and Other StuffHah.